Real men WILL NEVER SPARKLE.

Okay so Im brunette now. The minute I felt the dye touch my scalp I cringed. Yes..I regretted it. But..I am thinking once I go back then I will finally have the dying bug out of my system. Its better brown than pink or blue, right?

So I have to let off some steam..I just recently saw Twilight. Ya ya ya, Im a girl so I MUST love twlight, riiight? Oh heck no. And if I were the dangerous type to swear you know what id say instead of heck. Are you serious? Ok, so the story line is fairly interesting. I read it, guilty. But did I enjoy it? Some parts, but not at the end when I felt like I was going to puke. Or when Bella was all over Edward. What in heavens name does she see in the guy? He freaking wants to eat her..Im sorry but I do not find that sexy one single bit. If some guy were to say "Your blood smells so yummy I just want to eat you." Id probably put a restraining order on the dude. Even if he was bruce Willis, and if you know me you know that means a heck of a lot. (seeing as I would love to be with Bruce in so many ways possible, that is not in real life cuz he's probably a jerk.)
Anyways, the movie was like the book. The only part I liked about it was the bad guys. They were hard core. I was rooting for them the whole time. Especially the main bad guy. Whew! If he were edward id be wearing those " I love Edward" shirts any day. But instead Edward is a skinny, weird, psycho. He is so ugly I almost puked when I heard all the little girls, and might I add fairly older women, swooning over the guy. Pleeeease. (im going to get killed for writting this)
I feel bad for my Sister and brother in law. They liked it, and I just had to gag. But hey, they can like him and the movie/books all they want. Fine with me. Just dont ask me to swoon over the pansy. Cuz you wont see me doing it unless I am on drugs and someone was going to give me 2 million bucks.
One last thing..A GUY THAT SPARKLES?? You have GOT to be kidding me!! What the *#*%&*#&%&^%^#*@??! Are you sure he doesnt want to hook up with Jacob black and using Bella as a front?! For heavens sakes!! If my guy sparkled..well, he wouldnt be my guy any longer. Sorry to any guy who naturally sparkles. Tough luck. And in the movie when Edward tells Bella that he watched her sleep...okay, you dont have something better to do than watch her sleep ALL night? If a guy told me that id wonder how large his brain was. How does he even form sentences? Give me a freaking break.
Sorry to everyone who owns a "Real men sparkle" T-shirt (gag). At least you guys are so preoccupied with a ...ahem...gay vampire, that I can have real men like Bruce Willis. I dont care how old he is, he is hardcore, and I have not heard any accounts that he sparkles. Thank heavens.

Ps. Obsession is not sexy. Its freaky. I want someone to be in love with me, not freaking obsessed. And I therefore have never been, nor ever will be, obsessed with any man. Thats just weird.