Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Old people lovin'


Do you ever wonder if you'll always be alone? Do you ever wonder if your just not cut out to have a wonderful relationship that other people seem to have with ease? Sure, everyone dreams of when they find "the one" or whatever, but I am starting to lose my zeal.

Whats wrong with being a lone? maybe i'll get married when I am 50 to a nice old man at some retirement home. That couldn't be so bad. Our dates could consist of bingo and making cookies with the young women of the ward. Whats the harm in that? Maybe thats what I'll look forward to. Right now, being alone yet happy, I'm going to work on trying really hard not to give in to the sultry voice of pizza that seems to want to lure me into haveing a heart attach or extra chins if I find the desire for a few extra. Oh bother.
ps. I just want to skip the whole dating and marrying part and have kids. Kids are awesome. They want to do things that I want to do, like build blocks and play with legos. Maybe i'll just grow up and adopt and then get married at "Sherwood assisted living." (old folks home in Sequim)

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